Casual Fridays

So apparently yesterday was National Tell A Joke day. There's a day for everything lately. In honor of that, I will share my favorite joke from yesterday with you. 

Three conspiracy theorists walked into a bar.

That can't just be a coincidence. 

Tell me your best joke!

Casual Fridays

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi decide to have a competition to determine which of them is doing the best at his job. So each one went into the woods, found a bear, and attempted to convert it. 

Meeting back up with each other later the priest begins by saying, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion." 

The minister answered saying, "I found a bear by the stream, preached him a sermon from God's holy Word, and the bear got baptized right then and there!" 

The priest and minister then looked down at the rabbi who is lying on a gurney in a full-body cast. "Looking back," says the rabbi, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine..."

Proverbs 17:22(a)

Five Facts About Reading

A while back, my mom sent me these five serious facts about reading which I found helpful and stimulating. I hope these help you remember how important it is to read...because we don't want to end up like the dinosaurs.

1) Reading can make you a better conversationalist. 

2) Neighbors will never complain that your book is too loud.

3) Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You'd better read.

4) Books have stopped bullets. Reading could save your life.

5) Dinosaurs didn't read. Look what happened to them. 

I know that this is a lot to take in and think about, but can't you see how important reading is?! 

Casual Fridays

Ummm....so this is the best joke I've heard in a long time:

Q: Is your refrigerator running?

A: Because if so I might vote for it.

That's all for today. Have a great weekend and be sure to laugh. Life isn't forever.