Meet my dishwashing buddies.
This is an entire collection of McDonald's Happy Meal toys.
My confession is not that my standing McDonald's order is a 6-pc chicken nugget Happy Meal with buffalo sauce and chocolate milk.
Nor is it that I eat enough McDonald's to collect an entire set of the Happy Meal toys in a 6 week period.
It's not even that I traded toys with my 2 and 3 year old nieces so I could collect all ten.
My confession is that I used my husband's facebook account to go onto a group page of Happy Meal toy collectors and I traded toys with perfect strangers on the internet to complete my collection.
The little arctic fox flew here from a sweet family in Nebraska.
The sea turtle made its way from a darling nurse practitioner in Alabama.
And the manta ray traveled all the way from a college kid in California.
Yes, they all sit on my kitchen window sill.
No, I never let any of the myriad kids who are constantly in and out of this house ever touch them. There are plenty of other toys to play with here.
Hands down the best link you've ever put in one of your posts. (slow clap)
ReplyDeleteI love you, mister.
DeleteHannah. If it were a thing, I would frame this blog post internet-ally for all to see whenever they show up. This is pure gold. I adore you & no, I will never judge.
ReplyDeleteheart heart heart heart heart heart
i have nothing but respect for you and your habit. and don't let those little demons touch them. ever.
ReplyDeleteOver my dead body. Literally. When I bequeath them to the lucky winner of my affection in my will.
DeleteThis cracks me up. Love those little guys!! No judgement!!! 💕
ReplyDeleteHaha! If it weren't for your girls getting all their toys in triplicates, my collection might never have been completed!
DeleteI just love you, best friend. Don't ever change. I mean, clothes you can change. But nothing else... Well, maybe hairstyles too. BUT THAT'S IT. ... I think.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
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