Friday, May 5, 2017

Casual Fridays

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi decide to have a competition to determine which of them is doing the best at his job. So each one went into the woods, found a bear, and attempted to convert it. 

Meeting back up with each other later the priest begins by saying, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion." 

The minister answered saying, "I found a bear by the stream, preached him a sermon from God's holy Word, and the bear got baptized right then and there!" 

The priest and minister then looked down at the rabbi who is lying on a gurney in a full-body cast. "Looking back," says the rabbi, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."


"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine..."
Proverbs 17:22(a)

6 comments:

  1. Oh no you didn't....

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  2. Just read this to my office. Everyone got a good laugh. Thank you!

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  3. I read it to my mom and we both cracked up. Hard. Lol

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